'Penny dreadfuls' - the cheap serial novels which were sold to children and the working poor in early Victorian Britain for one penny per installment - didn't acquire their name by accident. They featured plenty of blood and thunder, devious crimes, nonsensical plot twists, and authors who sometimes lost track of which century their stories were supposed to be set in, but the quality of the writing was... not high. Bombast, melodrama, and aggressive incoherence were pretty much the order of the day.
Their titles, however, were fabulous.
Here are fifty, all of which I think would make fantastic titles for D&D scenarios. Roll 1d100, halve it, and use that as the title for your next adventure!
- Ada the Betrayed, or the Murder at the Old Smithy
- Adeline, or the Grave of the Forsaken
- Alice Home, or the Revenge of the Blighted One
- Alice Leighton, or the Murder at the Druid's Stones
- Almira's Curse, or the Black Tower of Bransdorf
- Angela the Orphan, or the Bandit Monk of Italy
- Anselmo the Accursed, or the Skeleton Hand!
- Bellgrove Castle, or the Hour of Retribution
- The Black Mantle, or the Murder at the Old Ferry
- The Black Monk, or the Secret of the Grey Turret
- The Black Pirate, or the Phantom Ship
- Captain Hawk, or the Shadow of Death
- Captain Kyd, or the Wizard of the Sea
- The Castle Fiend, or the Fate of the Loved and the Lost
- The Companions of Silence, or the Knights of the Iron Ring
- The Death Ship, or the Pirate's Bride and the Maniac of the Deep (This is probably one of the greatest titles in the history of publishing.)
- The Death Touch, or the Terrors of the Wilderness
- Deeds of Guilt! Or the Desolate House on the Waste
- The Demon Dwarf, or the Bond of Blood
- The Demon Huntsman; a Romance of Diablerie
- The Destroyer, or the Sorcerers of the Domdaniel
- The Dice of Death
- The Fate of Gaspar, or the Mystic Caverns
- Fate, or the Avenger's Doom
- Geraldine, or the Secret Assassins of the Old Stone Cross
- Giralda, or the Invisible Husband
- The Goldsmith of Paris, or the Invisible Assassin
- Guy of Aulstone, or the Secret of the Iron Chamber
- The Heads of the Headless
- The House of Doom, or Love, Pride, and the Pest.
- Julian, or the Dead Man Come to Life Again.
- Kabaosa, or the Warriors of the West
- The Kinsmen, or the Black Riders of Congaree
- The Lady of the Fell House
- The Man With the Huge Umbrella
- The Mountain Fiend, or the Victim of Tyranny!
- The Mysterious Dagger, or the Avengers!
- The Mysterious Freebooters, or the Bride of Mystery (The more mystery the better, right?)
- The Oath, or the Buried Treasure
- One O'Clock, or the Knight and the Wood Demon
- The Phantom Voice, or the Doomed One of the Hulk
- The Ranger of the Tomb, or the Gypsy's Prophecy
- The Red Cross Warrior, or the Spirit of the Night
- The Rivals, or the Spectre of the Hall
- The Sea-Fiend, or the Abbot of St Mark's
- The Skeleton Lover
- The Wild Witch of the Heath, or the Demon of the Glen
- The Witch of the Wave
- The Wood Devil, or the Vampire Pirate of the Deep Dell
- Two Dead Bodies
"The House of Doom, or Love, Pride, and the Pest"
ReplyDeleteI smell a murder mystery involving magical rats.